Friday, January 30, 2009

Congrats Princess Bee and Princess La

on passing your A's and O's.

If you two ever get to go abroad one day, don't forget me to bring me.. remember my happy-sad dream sometime back? I think it might come true.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

All Rise For Vernis Alma (and family)


Those pretty colours... that beautiful body... the distinctive shape...the elegance.
Madam LV Vernis Alma. One can just dream of you.

You even have pretty babies: Vernis Pouch Orange Sunset, Rose Pop, Blue Galactic & Green Tonic. Congrats Alma, they have your "eyes".
Please come and visit my humble place soon. Gong Xi Fatt Chai!

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Here's To Change

My friends say its good to have a new year resolution, and to support Barrack Obama's "Celebrate Change" initiative, there will be changes ....

  1. My son will sleep better after February. InsyaAllah. Yes my love, after the doctors fix that nasty thingy blocking your breathing, you'll sleep like a baby again :)
  2. Stop distracting the daddyness with food, lame jokes, lame stories, lame moves, lame-outings and telly-times when he's busy designing/working.
  3. Read more to Muz'im.
  4. I should read more too if I were to become the next Barrack Hussain Obama!
  5. Cook more and eat-out less (teeheehee)
  6. Love work, in which I mean, the office. I will TRY.
  7. 'Squeezing pimples' is not a favourite pastime anymore
  8. Eat more veges, although red-meat is just too good, but we all know that Mr.Cholestrol aint friendly anymore to *ehem* us young generation.
  9. I can't think of anything else but I'm sure some idea will pop.
  10. Lastly, here's to supporting peace, lurveee and THE man, a DvF (Diane von Furstenberg) Obama Love Tote Bag would be nice. Check it out here.

Tomorrow, Muz'im will have his second review with the specialist, boyyy am I nervous. I'm so thankful Muz'im's a spartan!

And to relax these nerves, this Sunday we'll be having a Shake n Bake. Not just any ordinary shake n bake, it's one with costumes et al. I wanna go scary, maybe Margaret Thatcher scary. Nothing is more bloodcurdling to men than the ''Iron Lady" herself.

Oh ya, one more thing to look forward to - that date with long-time girlwomanfriend, Nazwah!

Can't wait...

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Just Trust The Ol' Folks

This had to be my most interesting read for the day. Babycentre finally sent me an email worth reading. Allow me to share this with mommies and wannabe mommies out there. Happy reading!

Your child is what you eat
According to folk wisdom, what you put in your body before conceiving may affect what comes out nine months later.

If you want a boy...
> Eat more meat — the redder the better.
> Stick with salty snacks such as pretzels and chips.
> Dads-to-be: Stock up on soda, especially cola drinks.

If you want a girl...
> Both partners should eat lots of fish and veggies.
> Give in to your chocolate craving, or just eat sweets in general.


The joy of sex
Quite a few old wives' tales about sex selection involve theories about the best way to make love if you want to influence your baby's gender.

If you want a boy...
> Lie down after sex and stay there for a while. Supposedly that gives the boy sperm a chance to beat the girl sperm to the egg.
> Make love standing up.
> Try the rear-entry position.
> Focus on his pleasure — if the male partner climaxes first, supposedly you're guaranteed a boy.
> Give in to seduction — if the man is the one to suggest some baby-making, you'll get a boy.
> Gals, sleep to the left of your partner.

If you want a girl...
> Give the missionary position a go.
> Make love with the woman on top.
> Focus on her pleasure — if the woman orgasms before her partner, you can decorate your nursery in pink.
> Take the lead — if the woman initiates sex, you'll get a girl.


It's all in the timing...or the direction
In a society where many people still check their daily horoscope for guidance, is it any surprise that superstition and folklore also dictate when to make love if you want to pick your baby's sex?

If you want a boy...
> Make love when there's a quarter moon in the sky.
> Have sex at night.
> Mark your calendar — more boys are conceived on odd days of the month.
> Follow the compass — one of our users swears that pointing the woman's head north while you make love guarantees a boy.

If you want a girl...
> Do the baby dance when the moon is full.
> Make a date for love in the afternoon.
> Get together on the even days of the month.


Keeping your cool

And we mean both literally and figuratively. According to some stories, being relaxed when you conceive means you'll have a girl. If you're a worrywart, a son's in your future.

But the actual temperature may play a role too. Some say a man's testicles should be cool before you have sex if you want a daughter; for a son, warm them up.

That idea plays into the common belief about boxers versus briefs — go for the tighty-whities if you want a boy, but hang loose if you're aching for a girl. (FYI, research does suggest that boxers are best for baby-making in general.)

Just plain way out there...

Some sex selection folklore defies categorization. For instance, some say that if the hairline at the base of your last child's neck is a ducktail, your next baby will be a girl. If it's straight across, prepare for a boy. Another story says that the baby's sex is determined by which partner is dominant in the relationship at the time of conception.

So, what I say what I say.. good reading huh. Good luck everyone :)

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Curly Wurlys Have More Fun

My dear dear Muz'im.. it has only been one week of school and already you're complaining your friends making fun of your *ehem* keriting-ness.

Sweetie, if you only knew that curls are the new black. Curls are the new Prada for that matter! Step aside Tom Ford and John Galliano cos here comes CURLS. Plus, not much hassle in the hairstyling department, just wash em dry em and go crazy.

Here are a few famous curlee-os on the telly/movies:


Chef Jamie Oliver! A shining example of imperfection turned sexy. He's a tad chubby, he has crazy curls, and he lisps! There you go, one more thing your have in common. However, you can only pull-off those sexy lisping IF you could work out the kitchen, so no harm lending mummy a hand every now and then.



The next guy WAS a famous curly-head (I guess still is) and he just snagged a Golden Globe recently. I tell ya, its those curls that did the charm. His acting maybe nothing without those power curls.


The gorgeous Heath Ledger *swoons*. Lawa banar jua kedia ani eh.


See my love, I wouldn't trade your curls even for a million dollars (oh wait) *paused*... yuppp nope. I love it too much because you're beautiful, your personality shines thru whenever you smile and/or say "please" and "thank you". I love you.